Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
