Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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