I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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