i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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