...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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