therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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