okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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