Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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