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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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