Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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