Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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