I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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