i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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