honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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