Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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