Hey man sorry I got all grabby
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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