tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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