why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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