tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
God, I missed his penis.
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