The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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