Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
porn star boner night. come get it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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