And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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