why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
