Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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