I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i dont even know how to be here
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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