I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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