By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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