This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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