Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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