...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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