So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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