Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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