yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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