why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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