it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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