Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
