You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
