the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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