i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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