Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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