glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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