So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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