i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I want to fling myself into the sun
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
