But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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