im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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