her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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