Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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