I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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