We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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