I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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