you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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