Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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