these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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