Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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