FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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