Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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