that's an acceptable place to lick
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Randomize
