How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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